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This may sound a little pedantic little Yin, but I thought the charcoal was supposed to be underneath the grill
not on the food.
It all tastes the same today
This may sound a little pedantic little Yin, but I thought the charcoal was supposed to be underneath the grill
not on the food.
That's because you're drinking sh**e booze and it makes you think you'reIt all tastes the same today
That's because you're drinking sh**e booze and it makes you think you're
Jamie Oliver all of a sudden.
I have just had Jamie Oliver on the phone kicking off about something in Scotland, told him he's got the wrongJamie Oliver no posh nosh here, possibly a naked chef tho a think of myself is more of a mental council version of Gordon Ramsay you know! It’s a fabulous burger…… well before a got my hands on it
I'm just jealous Mate, I could really go with a good BBQed chicken fillet with the outside a bit crispy.Jamie Oliver no posh nosh here, possibly a naked chef tho a think of myself is more of a mental council version of Gordon Ramsay you know! It’s a fabulous burger…… well before a got my hands on it
I'm just jealous Mate, I could really go with a good BBQed chicken fillet with the outside a bit crispy.
and folded in half with cheese and mushrooms.
If it wasn't crispy on the outside Mark, it wouldn't be a proper barby, it would just be cooked properly.Wouldn’t mind something a bit crispy myself, it’s mostly crispy when I bbq
You're not mate, you're a fat Burger with cheese.Whole back garden fence painted and now for a BBQ
Who’s a fat bugger Meeee
You're not mate, you're a fat Burger with cheese.
Good afternoon boys and Scottish people.
Me my friend, had a rough night I am only just waking up.Who crawled out the cheeky sid oh the bed this morning eh
Me my friend, had a rough night I am only just waking up.
And nothing wakes me up like sparring with you Mark.
Watch out for those ticks! My Mrs was at Greenway two days ago doing some gardening. We found a small one on her arm yesterday and a bigger one between her toes! Got them both out successfully.
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Yeah, but with my name I see it in all sorts of places and at all sorts of times...... but it ain't me! Is this really you, or just your namesake?I bought the book and my name's in it for taking part in the big bivvy sleepout in February.
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It's me. Here's a picture of me in the bivvy bag. Unfortunately the Guinness book of records wouldn't ratify the record so we do it again next year.Yeah, but with my name I see it in all sorts of places and at all sorts of times...... but it ain't me! Is this really you, or just your namesake?