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Complete with leather shorts and funny hat matey .
No need to go into detail about sexual practices Oop North... this is a family forum...
Complete with leather shorts and funny hat matey .
No need to go into detail about sexual practices Oop North... this is a family forum...
If tha cana stand 'eat,
Dunt poke thee nose thru 'tkitchen doer lad.
Tha started it...
That's non to shabby ya big old multi generational fudder.
Run it out to 25/30 yards and you'll be grand.
Now stop worrying about getin good enough for pest control and get out and get it done, or forget it and be a happy lil target puncher, I know plenty of them.
You don't need all that sh1te fluffing ya heed up, it's a hard enough sport to start with.
And if you do decide you want to shoot live quarry, just do it, but don't think about it until then.
I can tell you now because I've seen it and done it, unless there's a lead fairy sitting in the skirt of your pellet you will fluff the first shot, maybe even your first half a dozen, just make sure you'relaying in that damp field with a buddy that can perform a kill shot if necessary.
Reading this back it seems a bit harsh, but sometimes you need a good mate to kick you in the nuts and shout "COME ON" in your face to initiate the autoreset procedure.
Apologise if I've missed owt pertinent to owt I've blathered on about in this post.
All said in good friendshipynesly.
A change of pellets and scope have slightly delayed my first outing, but weather permitting on Sunday the new scope will be zeroed and the new pellets will group well at distance and then a hunting I will go.
Oh and BTW Manny "laying in a damp field" it ain't gonna happen. If I lay down in a field I'll never get back up gain and the rabbits, and all the other vermin, will have food for months.
What I was actually trying to point out is that your good enough as you are, fecked it up a tadge sorry.
All without the aid of alcohol...
As for the damp grass, getin a bit that way myself lately...
You are a cynical bazza CH, would you have me go out into the field without testing the pellets from the new supplier? I owe it to my quarry to make sure the rifle and pellets are up to the job. As for me, I think I'm ready for the challenge, but no waterproofs for laying in damp fields and there WON'T be any accidental discharges either. Gonna be sitting behind a hide and shooting off my sticks, coz kneeling is out for me too. 40+ years of too much good food and beer have buggered my knees.
He'll probably be so excited putting the gear in the car he'll have an accidental discharge and put a hole in his wellie, but at least the gun will get blooded...
You mean you do it on purpose???
I think it sits quite well on that rather gay S510 stock.
Gay stock!!!! Now how comes you know so much about what is gay CH? Something you need to get out of the closet eh?
I ain't fecking well covered it in camo yet. Trouble is when it is camo'd I'm frightened if I put in on the grass I'll lose it.