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William Tell
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Have some fencing and tree felling going on.
Thought I would share the strange name I thought was a bit amusing.
This blokes name is B.J. Wooding
Blow Job Bob his buddies call him.
His mates buddies are Shaun Woodward and Terry Timber LOL Yes!!
Thought I would share the strange name I thought was a bit amusing.
This blokes name is B.J. Wooding
Blow Job Bob his buddies call him.
His mates buddies are Shaun Woodward and Terry Timber LOL Yes!!
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That's a better piccy.
My gadget keeps going bitmap then if I log off lots it's alright for a bit, then it isn't again.
Probably because of high ferrets signal worries.
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I see you've changed your avatar to one of the ladyboys you go cottaging with... 
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That's the Brat on the Loo with the expectant expression "cought in mid push" Kaff always looks like that!!
Blind Bambi why.
Today at Kenhill Woods a 50 acre Forrest of ancient woodland harking back to the Iceni Druid days and where the Snett Torc was unearthed, a bleeding dog off it's lead my stupid Cousins lost Labrador kept jumping up and did this to my arm!!
I'm a haemophiliac amongst other peculiar attitudes as well Bruce.
Could have bleed to death.
Look at my arms you pencil necked fannies
and weep. That's tree cutting work!!
Blind Bambi why.
Today at Kenhill Woods a 50 acre Forrest of ancient woodland harking back to the Iceni Druid days and where the Snett Torc was unearthed, a bleeding dog off it's lead my stupid Cousins lost Labrador kept jumping up and did this to my arm!!
I'm a haemophiliac amongst other peculiar attitudes as well Bruce.
Could have bleed to death.
Look at my arms you pencil necked fannies
and weep. That's tree cutting work!!
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Oh dear, how sad, I just hope the dog didn't suffer from some terrible illness after scratching you
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Piffling ickle scratch. Man up, ya wuss!
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That's alright then!?
The wife's orrff on holiday again tonight!
Not had a drink yet so tonight, I can go out and party.
Lovely and warm here today Bruce's. Tea shirt warm. Plinking tom!!
The wife's orrff on holiday again tonight!
Not had a drink yet so tonight, I can go out and party.
Lovely and warm here today Bruce's. Tea shirt warm. Plinking tom!!
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How long have you been self harming again Worzel? You obviously need to visit here more often to get the correct level treatment Worzel. So where has wife fecked off to that you weren't invited to join her? Bet you was pished out of your skull within 20 minutes of her leaving eh.
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Lets be honest, the wife going on holiday without you has to be giving you the message. as for plinking well your only going to be missing by 50 yards after tonight so its lucky you've got so much land worzel
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Only two Abbott's. The only reason for those tinned drinkies, Roland's here to plink this morn and he needs the target practice.
By the by Tennessee plantation, the best pellet in the entire world without any hesitation in .177 JSB MATCH 4.52.
The red and white tin the diff to Diablo Field is more staggering than knob in zip, or Whiskey!!
No unexpected oops it's flown Orff again, with absolutely no explanation as to why!
The F.H.Willey palpitated Prize for bestest .22!!
FALCON ACCURACY PLUS 55.2
They are lovely.
I can show Roland my Meteorite and new scar tissue!!
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Found this in my bedside furniture at my Ma's yesterday where I got snake bit.
Fossil Shark tooth sticking out of a piece of fossil Vertebras. Actually the tooth's not a fossil but it could be. Pretty stone and my Grand Pa's certificate of service 1902 - 1908
My Cous Don the Don Cambridge It's Frederick really but I call him Don.
The last insignificantly,
is my Family Crest and flag.
The title goes with the land, Don't you know!!
Fossil Shark tooth sticking out of a piece of fossil Vertebras. Actually the tooth's not a fossil but it could be. Pretty stone and my Grand Pa's certificate of service 1902 - 1908
My Cous Don the Don Cambridge It's Frederick really but I call him Don.
The last insignificantly,
is my Family Crest and flag.
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G'Day Joe
Rolan
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Roland has just left after a lovely plinky match.
Modesty forbade me to say who won!
Roly told me a funny thing that happened to him and Maid Marion, he said it's OK for me to repeat it to you dribbley folk.
Invited to a Posh knob cocktail dinner party all dressed up.
Folk do sometimes my parents did, but I can't honestly say I ever have, not like on Poirot in the 30's. Digressing, upon arrival Roly and Bird were asked to remove their footwear!! Shocking.
Not expected at a black tie dinner party!
I always have spare suitable indoor shoe's not slippers though. Hate walking around in socks on sticky floors and nylon carpets being electrified.
Anyway,
so picture Roly and bird all dressed up in socks. Marilyn had specially bought some nice new klippy cloppy high heel leather £125 jobbies too.
Pleasant evening, seeing the new little cuddly pet puppy Mastiff playing etc then on to time for the carriages and leaving.
At the door (Roly explained) Marilyn's clippy clappy's had been eaten by the new puppy destroyed!!
What did they say, I asked Roland???
"they laughed, bloody laughed "
What, Strewth !!!
The top bit G'Day etc should have bin with this bit!!
Modesty forbade me to say who won!
Roly told me a funny thing that happened to him and Maid Marion, he said it's OK for me to repeat it to you dribbley folk.
Invited to a Posh knob cocktail dinner party all dressed up.
Folk do sometimes my parents did, but I can't honestly say I ever have, not like on Poirot in the 30's. Digressing, upon arrival Roly and Bird were asked to remove their footwear!! Shocking.
Not expected at a black tie dinner party!
I always have spare suitable indoor shoe's not slippers though. Hate walking around in socks on sticky floors and nylon carpets being electrified.
Anyway,
so picture Roly and bird all dressed up in socks. Marilyn had specially bought some nice new klippy cloppy high heel leather £125 jobbies too.
Pleasant evening, seeing the new little cuddly pet puppy Mastiff playing etc then on to time for the carriages and leaving.
At the door (Roly explained) Marilyn's clippy clappy's had been eaten by the new puppy destroyed!!
What did they say, I asked Roland???
"they laughed, bloody laughed "
What, Strewth !!!
The top bit G'Day etc should have bin with this bit!!
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G'Day Possum Zombies
Following on from my fossil this is an even larger and much heavier lump of Roman masonry. The pictures show this morns incredible journey, with only a sack barrow and spade an The lump is an interesting shape I believe it a locking main gate bit where the door bolt slides across coins there thrneyeis a slot under the top lump.
Following on from my fossil this is an even larger and much heavier lump of Roman masonry. The pictures show this morns incredible journey, with only a sack barrow and spade an The lump is an interesting shape I believe it a locking main gate bit where the door bolt slides across coins there thrneyeis a slot under the top lump.
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Found another lump this morn and with only a sack barrow relocated the extremely weighty Roman Relic into my garden, just for you to be in awe of, again. Pictures show the knackering route the last bit was the worst it must be half a ton.
Pictures are sought of in order shame I couldn't be bothered to take end route, life's too short.
Pictures are sought of in order shame I couldn't be bothered to take end route, life's too short.
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The last bit I really did drag it that far!
Too many pics the same, Blind Bambi!!
Can't delete too complicated.
Suppose really I should have taken pics to show the other sides of the lump. It's interlocking and slot show's it might have bin the bit a door closed onto and bolt pushes into the stone. It has a slot so a girl stone.
Too many pics the same, Blind Bambi!!
Can't delete too complicated.
Suppose really I should have taken pics to show the other sides of the lump. It's interlocking and slot show's it might have bin the bit a door closed onto and bolt pushes into the stone. It has a slot so a girl stone.
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