For the Scottish contingent. With thanks to Davie at AGG.

[divebuddy]

In the early hours of Saturday morning we had what we thought was an injured haggis brought in, but after listening to the wee thing shouting 'fair fa' your honest sonsie face....... Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie....' and 'some hae meat and canna eat' repeatedly for 2 hours, it was obvious he was suffering from severe burns.
We started him on an irn bru intravenous drip, hot toddies, and shortbread fed little and often.
By Saturday night he was looking much better.
By Sunday morning he was starting to smile and looked like a totally different haggis.
By this afternoon he had finished the shortbread and the full bottle of whisky, was grinning from lug to lug and is completely away with the fairies. We hope to sober him up and release him onto the Lomonds tomorrow.

 

[1 shot willie]

What a lovely story Dick and a happy ending.......Hagis .........you could say.....you saved its life.......good job that man

 

[Ark79]

Ah just the ticket fir a wee beastie tae doon sum irnbru and a few shortbreads, mind noo the wee tunts multiple way whiskey after midnight ken , cause aw kind oh shit tae they’ll eat yir dug and wink at yir cat in the morning

 

[divebuddy]

Ah just the ticket fir a wee beastie tae doon sum irnbru and a few shortbreads, mind noo the wee tunts multiple way whiskey after midnight ken , cause aw kind oh shit tae they’ll eat yir dug and wink at yir cat in the morning

Does one have a translation good man?

 

[Ark79]

Does one have a translation good man?

Certainly my good chap…

It’s fantastic for the little chap to be drinking down some bubbly of the ginger variety along with fresh sugar bread, one has to be terribly careful when allowing the little chaps whiskey as they multiply after midnight, get up to all kinds of scull’duggery ., the little chaps will eat your dog and consult with your cat until morning.

 

[divebuddy]

Aaaah! Many thanks my good chap.

 

[Big Red]

OMG! I have never actually seen a real, live Haggis. Do they really have two shorter legs?

 

[Ystranc]

Ah just the ticket fir a wee beastie tae doon sum irnbru and a few shortbreads, mind noo the wee tunts multiple way whiskey after midnight ken , cause aw kind oh shit tae they’ll eat yir dug and wink at yir cat in the morning

Weirdly enough I actually got most of that.

 

[Ystranc]

OMG! I have never actually seen a real, live Haggis. Do they really have two shorter legs?

That right Mike, they’re so short they din’na reach the ground.

 

[Oot]

Haggis....wouldn't give it to my dog....and me a scot...and don't celebrate burns night....yes a miserable auld ba#$@%

 

[Ystranc]

Certainly my good chap…

It’s fantastic for the little chap to be drinking down some bubbly of the ginger variety along with fresh sugar bread, one has to be terribly careful when allowing the little chaps whiskey as they multiply after midnight, get up to all kinds of scull’duggery ., the little chaps will eat your dog and consult with your cat until morning.

I think one of our cats was the bastard child of a haggis, he had some serious attitude issues.

 

[Ark79]

I think one of our cats was the bastard child of a haggis, he had some serious attitude issues.

Pmsl
Probably, the little buggers love a bit of puss,,, eh cat

 

[Bopdude]

I haggis, have it with my breakie from the café of a morning if I'm having breakfast that is, just the right amount of spices in it for me, nomnomn