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Tis a bit crowded on the beach today.
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Hell is other people…
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Absolutely agree Mike……..Unless your camping at Thruxton, last weekend,
Fantastic weekend, despite having to share the camping fields with around 5000 other people!
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if you must talk bollocks please do it here 
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Just had sea mist roll in without warning. Cooler by 6 degrees. Just starting to clear.
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It's that time again.........
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Wine time…
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Well it seems I’ve got a bit put by for next winter…Jono may need a bigger axe
Let me at it! I cannot wait!
As for the bigger axe, I'll ask management for an upgrade..........
"Em! Em! Emma darling............. I need a bigger axe!"
"No! No! It's really not me, Mike says I NEED it!
Why? To chop all his wood!"
"OK! OK! I'll tell him
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Mike........ I asked management, she says you'll have to wait till she sees you in April and she'll show you where you can put the bigger axe.
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Harsh!….and there I was thinking she was such a nice girl. Never mind, I’ll look out some twigs for you to split instead.Let me at it! I cannot wait!
As for the bigger axe, I'll ask management for an upgrade..........
"Em! Em! Emma darling............. I need a bigger axe!"
"No! No! It's really not me, Mike says I NEED it!
Why? To chop all his wood!"
"OK! OK! I'll tell him
@Ystranc
Mike........ I asked management, she says you'll have to wait till she sees you in April and she'll show you where you can put the bigger axe.
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Complete fiction mate, she never said a word that conversation all happened in my head. She is a nice girl...........providing you don't get on the wrong side of her
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I thought so, just for that you deserve any tiny chopper jokes headed your way.Complete fiction mate, she never said a word that conversation all happened in my head. She is a nice girl...........providing you don't get on the wrong side of her
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Fire away my friend, I'll take what I deserve me and my tiny chopperI thought so, just for that you deserve any tiny chopper jokes headed your way.
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I heard she was on faceache the other day telling her mates she wished you had a bigger chopper, so you might get one, or she could.Complete fiction mate, she never said a word that conversation all happened in my head. She is a nice girl...........providing you don't get on the wrong side of her
