Ark79
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Of course Mike you can always discuss with Mark the best cordage to use when slinging a hammock
You had to joe Old git
Of course Mike you can always discuss with Mark the best cordage to use when slinging a hammock
I said nowt Mark…absolutely nowt!You had to joe Old git
I said nowt Mark…absolutely nowt!
Nope, it never crossed my mind…in fact I’d almost completely forgotten the incident.No no no , you mean he bet you too it this time
Sorry mate but it has to be doneYou had to joe Old git
Setting up my deckchair on Sharp Tor with a vaccuum flask of tea and a pair of binoculars at 06:00hrs!I don't give a shite what you lot say, I think Mark, Ark79, is a top man! Anyone want to disagree, meet me on the top of Yar Tor, Dartmoor, next Thursday at 06:30hrs………..Sort you f***c*ers out!
Mark….Can you help me please!……Just in case.
At least you’ll get a cup of tea and a bit of fresh air out of the experience.Setting up my deckchair on Sharp Tor with a vaccuum flask of tea and a pair of binoculars at 06:00hrs!
That's fine by me mate, I'll meet you there with my side by side 12 loaded with buckshot and a new set of bungee cords for Marks hammockI don't give a shite what you lot say, I think Mark, Ark79, is a top man! Anyone want to disagree, meet me on the top of Yar Tor, Dartmoor, next Thursday at 06:30hrs………..Sort you f***c*ers out!
Mark….Can you help me please!……Just in case.
You won't ever sleep properly after doing that Dick, nightmaresMight just pop over to see Mark in the kilt and painted blue!
That’s impossible, Divebuddy sleeps the sleep of the Just…. You could let fireworks off next to him without waking him.You won't ever sleep properly after doing that Dick, nightmares
A few years ago courtesy of Bill we had a long week end camping in a chestnut grove, pack up day came and we pretty much had the cars packed and ready go. A certain person no names mentioned was still in his hammock throwing zeds totally oblivious to what was going on rounds him.That’s impossible, Divebuddy sleeps the sleep of the Just…. You could let fireworks off next to him without waking him.
I don't give a shite what you lot say, I think Mark, Ark79, is a top man! Anyone want to disagree, meet me on the top of Yar Tor, Dartmoor, next Thursday at 06:30hrs………..Sort you f***c*ers out!
Mark….Can you help me please!……Just in case.
This is the bit I'm not clear about. Maybe it means something different to Scotsmen, like 'I'll be at home' - who knows?I’ll be there mate,
This is the bit I'm not clear about. Maybe it means something different to Scotsmen, like 'I'll be at home' - who knows?
….that would be a sight to see but the likelihood is of you having an early start for another no show. “They seek him hear they seek him there” and all that…our elusive Mark will not be found as far South as Devon, not even for a barny.Might just pop over to see Mark in the kilt and painted blue!