How to cheer up the wife

[tonylumley]

Took the Mrs shopping ready for Christmas, she wanted to browse in the ladies department so we decided I would go off and do my own ahopping, 3 hours later she rings me and says "where are you?" I told her " do you remember when we first got married and you saw that ring in the little jewellers shop, and I promised that one day we would come back here? " after a long pause she answered and from her voice I could hear she was a bit emotional, " yes I do remember" well my dear, I am sat in the pub next door to the jewellers !

 

[peteff]

I was in the gun shop 2 doors down

 

[collierboy]

I was the clown in the jewellers !

 

[RWS Excalibre]

snap, Obviously you guys over the year`s have become partial when served up, that well know ice cold speciality "Deaf & Dumb Sandwiches".
Not to be confused with the famous Oriental cold dishes,
"Ugo Hin Foo kin Shoo Tin" ?
"U Not Foo Kin Gohin Fis Hin R U" ?

 

[sly]

Tell her I am leaving

 

[collierboy]

Obviously you guys over the year`s have become partial when served up, that well know ice cold speciality "Deaf & Dumb Sandwiches".

Served with a side dish of Vulcan Death Glance.

 

[RWS Excalibre]

I love the starter of elephant soup ?
" Do you remember in 19 blah, blah, WHEN you, blah, blah, blah",

 

[peteff]

It's a long time since I had cold shoulder.

 

[RWS Excalibre]

Forgot about that famous dish, now going to pre-empt a few slices of this snack coming this weekend??

 

[collierboy]

It's a long time since I had cold shoulder.

If you're thinking of trying it, don't it's very over-rated.