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Harry Palmer
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Camping Stoves & Tripods - Cooking Equipment From Ray Mears Anything made by Eagle is top quality, I pretty much have the full range.
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Ha-ha... Them biscuits
A lot of this is lost in translation, but I'll try.... Africkaans being my mother language, I do battle a bit with the English, but here goes....
In Africkaans Aunt / Aunty is Tannie.
On our local camping forum, they have a thread that's re-started every month, translated, would mean coffee-corner or coffee-bar, where everybody get's together and Kletses That is, talks "morning nonsense"... You know that stuff you mumbly-jumbly-waffle on about while you have your coffee & wait for it to take effect....
So, For month's now, I've been posting, and when finished kletsing that I'm off to visit "Tannie-teapot", and how Aunty-teapot "Tannie-Teapot" always looks after me and tends to my every needs and so on.
Eventually, <and as I anticipated.... See I was laying the trap>!
The guys started jibbing me about me having an affair, <which is a bit unlikely as I'm single> and who is this "Tannie-teapot" / "is Tannie teapot a young sexy lady"?
To which I responded: No, she is as old as the hills and been rather abused and battered during her time, but she does work up a good head of steam, which, as you can imagine, brought on a whole other line of ........ shall I say "remarks" and so on.
All in good nature.... It's known that I've always been single, so you can just imagine...... All the other jibbing about Tannie-teapot's age and being an attractive young lass, ......
to counter that line of teasing I said... You guy's don't understand... Tanni-teapot's "intimately" involved with her partner of long standing Mr Baker's.....
And then I sprung the trap, and posted that photo.....
So now when I clock in on the coffie thread I always clock out by saying <in Africkaans of course> Now I'm off to have a threesome and visit Tannie-teapot and her partner Mr. Baker's.....
Just a bit of good natured humour
A lot of this is lost in translation, but I'll try.... Africkaans being my mother language, I do battle a bit with the English, but here goes....
In Africkaans Aunt / Aunty is Tannie.
On our local camping forum, they have a thread that's re-started every month, translated, would mean coffee-corner or coffee-bar, where everybody get's together and Kletses That is, talks "morning nonsense"... You know that stuff you mumbly-jumbly-waffle on about while you have your coffee & wait for it to take effect....
So, For month's now, I've been posting, and when finished kletsing that I'm off to visit "Tannie-teapot", and how Aunty-teapot "Tannie-Teapot" always looks after me and tends to my every needs and so on.
Eventually, <and as I anticipated.... See I was laying the trap>!
The guys started jibbing me about me having an affair, <which is a bit unlikely as I'm single> and who is this "Tannie-teapot" / "is Tannie teapot a young sexy lady"?
To which I responded: No, she is as old as the hills and been rather abused and battered during her time, but she does work up a good head of steam, which, as you can imagine, brought on a whole other line of ........ shall I say "remarks" and so on.
All in good nature.... It's known that I've always been single, so you can just imagine...... All the other jibbing about Tannie-teapot's age and being an attractive young lass, ......
to counter that line of teasing I said... You guy's don't understand... Tanni-teapot's "intimately" involved with her partner of long standing Mr Baker's.....
And then I sprung the trap, and posted that photo.....
So now when I clock in on the coffie thread I always clock out by saying <in Africkaans of course> Now I'm off to have a threesome and visit Tannie-teapot and her partner Mr. Baker's.....
Just a bit of good natured humour
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