Magic Carpet Race

[WildWood1965]

Breaking News From The World Of Sport......

We are just hearing that this years favourite to win the World Magic Carpet Race has been banned from entering the event

During a routine inspection prior to the qualifying round the race scrutineers discovered that Aladdin was intending to use a performance enhancing rug !

 

[Ark79]

Seen Aladdin the other day shaking his carpet…. I ask him…. Can you not get it started mate ?

 

[WildWood1965]

Seen Aladdin the other day shaking his carpet…. I ask him…. Can you not get it started mate ?

I heard that he cleans his carpet with Shake N Vac & that he does the routine from the advert & everything !

Or perhaps he gets a man in to clean it (He could also opt to get a lad in to do it but that would get a bit confusing if you ask me)

I'll get my coat !

 

[peteff]

Aladdin was intending to use a performance enhancing rug !

It's not a rug it's real, I saw him at Ali Barbers