I must be unlucky with the PC Worlds, Currys and others, although I'm aware it's an age/knowledge thing. I've found they launch into jargon, Gigas, Rams, Pentium this and that., they are under pressure to sell, meet targets no doubt. I don't understand what they are rambling on about..they are either too young or perhaps older, but soaked in Computer nerdery to realise that there are still a few people who cannot generate enough interest to keep up with the latest developments, but that's my fault not theirs, they live in a different mind set and at a different level of seemingly compulsory engagement with the 21st Century...
The bloke in the small shop speaks English though, he asked me to turn the Laptop on...no mention of Booting it up...