Pets

[Woodlander]

As a follow on from the thread members dogs, I just wondered if you folks have other pets also? The Mrs is starting a zoo here, we live in a 2 bed flat with ferrets, rats, fish, lizards and a dog. I would mention the kids but I don't class them as pets, because pet owners love their pets, and pets usually behave. The kids we tolerate

 

[Ystranc]

As a follow on from the thread members dogs, I just wondered if you folks have other pets also? The Mrs is starting a zoo here, we live in a 2 bed flat with ferrets, rats, fish, lizards and a dog. I would mention the kids but I don't class them as pets, because pet owners love their pets, and pets usually behave. The kids we tolerate

Where do you come on that list Jono?

 

[Woodlander]

Where do you come on that list Jono?

Me! Oh I'm her plaything, she loves it when I've got my collar on

 

[Ystranc]

TMI

 

[Ark79]

Well you did ask Mike

 

[Ark79]

Just two dogs for me, that’s enough lol….

 

[Woodlander]

TMI

I'm her sugar daddy, I'm 40 next Feb and she's just turned 30, where else would I be on the list

 

[Ark79]

I'm her sugar daddy, I'm 40 next Feb and she's just turned 30, where else would I be on the list

A think Mike might need a safe word jon

 

[Woodlander]

A think Mike might need a safe word jon

OK il stop the banter. Sorry for any weird behaviour. Have been sober for 9 months, child free and 1/2 bottle of vodka and 1 bottle of Parmalat Violet gon has put me in a silly mood. Apologies, I am usually the responsible adult. Blow out and poor timing.sfaeword is 'Jono go to sleep now' and also jono no drink at summer meet cos I'm a light weights

 

[Ark79]

Banter is always better after a few jono

 

[Joecole]

As a follow on from the thread members dogs, I just wondered if you folks have other pets also? The Mrs is starting a zoo here, we live in a 2 bed flat with ferrets, rats, fish, lizards and a dog. I would mention the kids but I don't class them as pets, because pet owners love their pets, and pets usually behave. The kids we tolerate

This one is better behaved than any kid and better looking than Wendy's Mum

 

[Joecole]

Maisie is now a proper labrador, all gob an insatiable appetite.If it looks like food then it has to be consumed

 

[Ark79]

The boy ! He’s a tit

 

[Joecole]

The boy ! He’s a tit View attachment 115435

He's a beautiful by Mark

 

[Ark79]

He's a beautiful by Mark

He is joe , but he’s a complete tit of a dog

 

[Woodlander]

With the Mrs starting a new job, she decided yesterday to rehome the 5 rats we have, so they have gone to a new home this evening

 

[divebuddy]

The boy ! He’s a tit View attachment 115435

But what about the dog............

 

[Joecole]

With the Mrs starting a new job, she decided yesterday to rehome the 5 rats we have, so they have gone to a new home this evening

Well I guess thats 5 les mouths to feed

 

[Paul N]

Well I guess thats 5 les mouths to feed

I feed any rats I have with lead!

 

[Big Red]

He's a beautiful by Mark

A very reliable source has told me he is a bit disobedient, licks his balls, rubs his arse along the carpet, sniffs arses and shites in the garden…………...The dog is coming along fine thought.