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Toilet kit ....

Madriverrob

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Here’s my 💩 kit for this weekends lightweight hike and wild camp ....

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This is mine:

1. Take a 4 inch piece of square paper......find centre.
2. Push finger through paper.
3. carry out ablutions.
4. Wipe the sheriffs badge with finger.
5. Carefully wrap/scrunch paper around wiping finger and twist......removing as much as possible.
6. Burn paper.
7. VERY important to retain a corner of the paper to remove the :poo: from behind the nail.
 

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This is mine:

1. Take a 4 inch piece of square paper......find centre.
2. Push finger through paper.
3. carry out ablutions.
4. Wipe the sheriffs badge with finger.
5. Carefully wrap/scrunch paper around wiping finger and twist......removing as much as possible.
6. Burn paper.
7. VERY important to retain a corner of the paper to remove the :poo: from behind the nail.

The old ones are the best :rolleyes:
 
This is mine:

1. Take a 4 inch piece of square paper......find centre.
2. Push finger through paper.
3. carry out ablutions.
4. Wipe the sheriffs badge with finger.
5. Carefully wrap/scrunch paper around wiping finger and twist......removing as much as possible.
6. Burn paper.
7. VERY important to retain a corner of the paper to remove the :poo: from behind the nail.
I'm certain that the very first time I heard that one was back in 1961
 
This is mine:

1. Take a 4 inch piece of square paper......find centre.
2. Push finger through paper.
3. carry out ablutions.
4. Wipe the sheriffs badge with finger.
5. Carefully wrap/scrunch paper around wiping finger and twist......removing as much as possible.
6. Burn paper.
7. VERY important to retain a corner of the paper to remove the :poo: from behind the nail.
Thank god you only posted some of the photos Bill, there are some things I don't need to see while eating my tea.
 
Go on then fess up, who actually ate the paper like they were told to during jungle training?
There wasn't a lot to eat Mike because the official issue was 3 sheets, one up one down and one to polish. Dunno about the jungle but up in the Radfan Mountains when you went for a dump there was no point in trying to bury it because the jackals would clean up inside of about ten minutes and that included the paper
 
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