WascallyWabbit
Extremely Talkative
- Messages
- 157
- Points
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- Age
- 51
a panda walks into the bar and says to the bar tender
"can i have a double scotch please"
thinking it a little strange but not wanting to be rude or any thing the bar tender obliges and serves him the drink.
several minutes pass and once again the panda asks
"can i have a ......... double scotch please"
still a bit confused the publican serves the drink.
after several drinks the panda shouts the bar tender over again.
"can i have .........errr.................hmm............................double scotch please"
upon which he bar tender replies
"sorry sir but i'm afraid you've had too much and i'm not going to serve you any more"
a little miffed off the panda enquires as to why?
being courteous the bar tender obliges with his reasoning"
"well sir i believe you've had more than enough to drink and i think your drunk"
protesting loudly the panda pleads his case refuting the fact that he's drunk
to which the bar tender enquires
"if your not drunk why the big pause"
because i'm a bloody panda you fool
"can i have a double scotch please"
thinking it a little strange but not wanting to be rude or any thing the bar tender obliges and serves him the drink.
several minutes pass and once again the panda asks
"can i have a ......... double scotch please"
still a bit confused the publican serves the drink.
after several drinks the panda shouts the bar tender over again.
"can i have .........errr.................hmm............................double scotch please"
upon which he bar tender replies
"sorry sir but i'm afraid you've had too much and i'm not going to serve you any more"
a little miffed off the panda enquires as to why?
being courteous the bar tender obliges with his reasoning"
"well sir i believe you've had more than enough to drink and i think your drunk"
protesting loudly the panda pleads his case refuting the fact that he's drunk
to which the bar tender enquires
"if your not drunk why the big pause"
because i'm a bloody panda you fool
