Speed Cops

[Kev Hughes]

I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10mph over the limit), I noticed a police man with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "Whats the hurry".I replied " I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do you do?"I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."The policeman said "What..................a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum sretcher do?."
I said "well, I start with one finger, and then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, and then my whole hand, and then I work until I can get both hands in there and then very slowly stretch it until its about 6 foot wide."
The police man asked me "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot as*hole?"
I simply replied "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of the bridge......"
The ticket £40 and three points
The look on his face - PRICELESS
Kev

 

[WascallyWabbit]

that's got to be one of the best jokes i've read in ages

literally got a tear in my eye

 

[mike2]

nice on kev

I always thought you had a scattey secret you were in to m8

 

[Kev Hughes]

Mike I think ewe have the wrong Hughes there mate



Kev

 

[Geo]

Kev..post it on the bbs...lots of dibble's..hang out there. :smokedev: Good joke..