Bushcraft sayings.... quotes....phrases.

[1 shot willie]

Also borrowed.

I get a good connection with Wi-Fi on my computer.
But I get a far better ........and more enjoyable connection......out in the wild's with friends.....who leave their armchairs behind.

 

[Ark79]

An old saying of mine

never use fekin bungee rope , words to live by

 

[Ark79]

Few more bushy sayings of mine

sheet that axe is sharp
Where’s my first aid box
Forgot the bog roll again
A feck noo again
ah burnt me dinner
nae coffee
ahhh my finger

and my favourite, where did I put it now

 

[Matt]

@gavin his favourite saying .... "your laughing now "

 

[1 shot willie]

Or......feck......where the kin ell did that go

 

[Matt]

@WildWood1965 "my tents leaking " !!!!

 

[1 shot willie]

"More stew anyone"........ feck NO!!!

 

[1 shot willie]

"Arry"......"Arry"......."love you Arry"......."where are you?.....you little grunt"

 

[gavin]

Mine has got to be...... I'm not sleeping in the landrover she said
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[Matt]

Mine has got to be...... I'm not sleeping in the landrover she said
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[Sharpfinger]

Here are a few:

‘But the weather forecast said……..’

’The map’s wrong’ (officer on Salisbury Plain). (And anywhere else for that matter!)

‘I thought you packed the……..’

’This is supposed to light in all conditions!’

’How far did you say the walk-in was?’

‘97; 98; 99; 300. Or is that 400?

‘97; 98; 99 300. Was that double or single paces?’

’Did you pick up ……. after that last refs stop?’

’We’ll have to go back!’

’Now which pocket did I put ……….?’

Oh yes and the classic - ‘We’ll have a really early start!

‘You said this site never floods….. (St Andrew’s Scotland).

’You said this site never floods ….. (St Mary’s Wales).

 

[Ystranc]

“We’ll be staying ‘til Saturday”

 

[Ark79]

I’ll be there

 

[Joecole]

I’ll be there

My favourite saying is "I never smoke in between cigarettes"

 

[cuckoo996]

"Leave the path, find your soul - the wild is where you become whole." JD

"The scars on the ancient trees whisper tales of resilience, a language only the patient soul can understand."

"I don't want to be rich or famous, I just don't want to be forgotten" JD

 

[Joecole]

"Leave the path, find your soul - the wild is where you become whole." JD

"The scars on the ancient trees whisper tales of resilience, a language only the patient soul can understand."

"I don't want to be rich or famous, I just don't want to be forgotten" JD

JFC "Live for today, tomorrow might never come"

 

[peteff]

Just wipe the muck off and eat it, stop whinging.

It's sad when I think of all the people I lost. Probably shouldn't be a tour guide.