Something for the weekend

[Coypu Hunter]

Don't let them take your temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket because it erases your memory. I went for macaroni and cheese and came home with two cases of beer.
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It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
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Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray...
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*They say every piece of chocolate eaten shortens your life by two minutes.
I've done the math. Seems I died in 1537.
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I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
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Had I known in March that it was the last time I would be in a restaurant I would have ordered the dessert.
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I don't always go the extra mile,
but when I do
it's because I've missed my exit.
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[collierboy]

Yet another fine selection CH.

 

[sarfarm]

Just shows

 

[Coypu Hunter]

Just shows

Just shows what? Do you feel threatened by a few thousand impoverished refugees, Mr. Farage?

 

[mic]

Don't let them take your temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket because it erases your memory. I went for macaroni and cheese and came home with two cases of beer.
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It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
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Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray...
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*They say every piece of chocolate eaten shortens your life by two minutes.
I've done the math. Seems I died in 1537.
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I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
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Had I known in March that it was the last time I would be in a restaurant I would have ordered the dessert.
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I don't always go the extra mile,
but when I do
it's because I've missed my exit.
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Very good, had a good laff (sic)---Mic

 

[sarfarm]

Just shows what? Do you feel threatened by a few thousand impoverished refugees, Mr. Farage?

No but they are in your part of the world,letting the CRS move them on.

 

[Coypu Hunter]

No but they are in your part of the world,letting the CRS move them on.

Don't see many of 'em in the south of France, TBH...

I'm still surprised at how many try to make it to the UK. It's not like Shîtty Pratel and her mates are exactly making warm, welcoming noises...

 

[sarfarm]

Perhaps we could borrow the CRS or b etter still the group I know best (supplied dogs to them) lovely people GIGN

 

[Coypu Hunter]

Perhaps we could borrow the CRS or b etter still the group I know best (supplied dogs to them) lovely people GIGN

Yes, they tend to "get the job done", and no mistake...

 

[collierboy]

Seems to me the whole of Europe is quite willing to give the refugees all
the help they need to get through their respective lands and dump them in
Britain. The GIGN should be renamed the NON INTERVENTION GROUP

 

[Coypu Hunter]

Seems to me the whole of Europe is quite willing to give the refugees all
the help they need to get through their respective lands and dump them in
Britain. The GIGN should be renamed the NON INTERVENTION GROUP

Well, you brexit, you bought it...

 

[mic]

MMM, WW1, WW2 didn't our fore fathers fight for our countries, and they are escaping,
sorry if you think i'm a bad bugger , just being honest.---Mic

 

[Coypu Hunter]

MMM, WW1, WW2 didn't our fore fathers fight for our countries, and they are escaping,
sorry if you think i'm a bad bugger , just being honest.---Mic

Couldn't make head or tail of your post, so unable to comment...

 

[sarfarm]

Seems to me the whole of Europe is quite willing to give the refugees all
the help they need to get through their respective lands and dump them in
Britain. The GIGN should be renamed the NON INTERVENTION GROUP

I would not tell them that,people tend to die when met by GIGN or eaten by their dogs

 

[collierboy]

Well, you brexit, you bought it...

They were doing it long before brexit. They'd gobble them up at one end then them out pointing
toward Britain. Not giving a damn whether they sank, swam or made it , just so long as they were off
their y patch.

 

[Coypu Hunter]

They were doing it long before brexit. They'd gobble them up at one end then them out pointing
toward Britain. Not giving a damn whether they sank, swam or made it , just so long as they were off
their y patch.

Yup, but now, after all the fisheries kerfuffle, it's personal...

 

[collierboy]

The ghost of the Rainbow Warrior might yet rise from the depths to claim
her revenge on the perpetrators of her demise. Dragging ( un ) Fair France
down to Davy Jones' Locker.

 

[Coypu Hunter]

The ghost of the Rainbow Warrior might yet rise from the depths to claim
her revenge on the perpetrators of her demise. Dragging ( un ) Fair France
down to Davy Jones' Locker.

The current migrant problem has more than a little to do with the the UK falling out of the Dublin Agreement, which BoJo the Clown forgot would be yet more collateral damage from leaving the EU.

Since there's no agreement any more, the UK can't arrange to send back asylum seekers to the safe EU country they just left to make asylum applications there, usually France. So the UK is still an attractive migrant destination. And the rest of the EU, I suspect, won't be in any sort of rush to put new agreements in place.

Yet another shot in the foot from Peppa Pig.

 

[collierboy]

None were sent back before 2020 and none after, all the EU countries refused to acknowledge the refugees
travelled through, and they are very unlikely to admit that they deliberately set them adrift without a prayer,
or even a paddle for that matter.

 

[Coypu Hunter]

One could argue that was down to Shîtty Pratel's incompetence...

Still, immigration is currently down from hundreds of thousands to the tens of thousands that shiny-face Cameron promised, so what's the prob?