Something for the weekend

[collierboy]

so what's the prob?

Apart from clogging up the channel with dead bodies ? Still it was good of the French authorities to turn up last night
with their 4 by 4's on full beam so even more boats could launch. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Bon Voyage"

 

[Coypu Hunter]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Bon Voyage"

And to the phrase "Take back control"...

 

[Manthing]

Thought we weren't doing politics and shit in the forum. Ends up getting out of hand,

 

[Coypu Hunter]

Thought we weren't doing politics and shit in the forum. Ends up getting out of hand,

True dat. Back to the jokes...

* I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one.
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* A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.
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* Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response.
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* “You will hit every cone on the highway before I let you merge in front of me, you b-----d, because you saw that sign 2 miles ago just like I did."
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* I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
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* As I watch this new generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of.... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
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* I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
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* My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.
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* I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid, he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.
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* I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test... the same thing.

 

[RWS Excalibre]

made me laugh

 

[RWS Excalibre]

 

[collierboy]

I like happy endings, nice one RWS.

 

[RWS Excalibre]

Beautiful evening so went to duck flight, my Labrador spoiled the photo

 

[peteff]

Beautiful evening so went to duck flight, my Labrador spoiled the photo

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When you gotta go you gotta go

It always made me wonder why Ford named their cars after soft porn magazines, Fiesta and Escort were two of the better known ones. Did anyone ever hear of the Razzle though ?

 

[RWS Excalibre]

When you gotta go you gotta go

It always made me wonder why Ford named their cars after soft porn magazines, Fiesta and Escort were two of the better known ones. Did anyone ever hear of the Razzle though ?

Never heard of a Ford razzle person but years ago I remember one that everyone called it a Ford Clitor#s ?

 

[RWS Excalibre]

I know its only Wednesday but found this funny

 

[RWS Excalibre]

sorry , just my sense of humour

 

[RWS Excalibre]

Know I`ve had a right shi#e day, as with the post "LOVELY DAY" but my sense of humour hasn`t gone, thought these funny, on a Thursday

 

[RWS Excalibre]

WELL !! it is Friday, 8 sleeps till Santa ,

 

[bushdogg]

I always try to park my car on it's own to avoid damage one time on returning I saw a huge gash on the bonnet......"I said Madam......."

 

[peteff]

 

[RWS Excalibre]

 

[collierboy]

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The boy living opposite works for the council checking roadsigns, his garden's full of them. he seriously needs
to stop bringing work home with him.

 

[RWS Excalibre]

 

[collierboy]

The mrs loves Mrs Browns Boys, so took her to see the show in Cardiff last year, it was ok i suppose but
not really my cup of tea. We saw UB40 in Madrid, now they were really good. ( It was cheaper to fly to
Madrid, stay in a city centre hotel for 5 nights and go to the show than it would have cost to see them in Birmingham ).