Boris back to Blair. "That's nowt. I delayed lockdown twice, killing an estimated 25,000 British citizens each time. I forgot to check that care homes were protected, and overlooked the release of untested hospital patients back into them, killing another estimated 25,000. I then jollied up the Eat Out to Help Out programme, killing yet another estimated 25,000 people. I delayed shutting down flights from India so I could go over there for a jolly, allowing the Delta variant to rip through Britain. I promoted a silly tart with no relevant experience to run a test & trace programme that cost £37 billion and achieved feck-all. I've killed more of my own citizens than any other European leader. All the while setting me mates up with contracts for PPE that was substandard, and getting pished every Friday night at Number 10. Top that."