You can have my fishing rods John
you've been the best Son in Law ever.
What a man.
Better than my totally useless two sons Pinky and Perky.
Andrew and I enjoyed sea fishing off the Needles. Since he popped off in 95. It was only when his house was finally sold a couple of years ago, by chance I managed to get my rods I was promised all those years ago, or those that were left still in the garage.
His things I was not allowed to touch were in a locked garage. With a fancy wall mounted combination box containing all the keys.
John if you want any of the crap we don't want what's left, before the house is sold come and collect this week.
So I hired a truck hundred miles each way.
I didn't ask the wife's brothers for the fishing kit, I knew over the years they had been selling the split cane and valuable kit off..
I'm ten years older they were young children 45 years ago when I married the eldest sister. We've never been close..
The remaining furniture was only crap a broken chain saw, two lawn mowers that didn't work a broken hedge cutter and old furniture all ready for the tip really.
So the forbidden zone was everything locked in the garage!!
A challenge I liked, nobody offered to help even though they were local I've driven all that way and paid basically for rubbish collecting. Two minutes later I've cracked the combination Andrews date of birth 1928 silly buggers..
An Aladdins cave.. A hidden hoard of everything I fancy boating and fishing. A Boat Engine, ropes, oares, the 9tpft tender itself, trailer and up above in the rafters lots of long tubes all the sea fishing rods. The reals and river fishing kit had gone apart from a huge box of fly fishing ties and specialist bits and bobs.
All loaded on my transit and on it's way to Norfolk.
One mower a huge Atco a big cricket green professional jobby and the other mower were an easy fix just perished fuel pipes and an incorrect spark plug fitment Chainsaw was working.
I had a call from one of them they had heard I'd got the kit working, it wasn't fecked and they wanted it back. LOL..
No mention of the fishing rods concealed along the garage rafters, I don't think the knew they were sea rod tubes at all.
Strangely, I negotiated a swap for the large mower and the chain saw in exchange for a selection of Oak furniture the wife Karen fancied. I hired the same Transit again went back unloaded again all on my own, its a big mower. Unlocked the garage a second time. I am sure, they didn't know, I had solved the combination puzzle.
Removed even more tasty boating kit I won't mention just in case!! Karen by the way does not know about the sea rods so don't mention Andrews fishing rods, if you see her..
If anybody is interested in Sea rods I'll let you know what is in the tubes. All at least thirty years old and absolutely still brand new.