Vegetarian Survival Skills

[Ystranc]

It's a good way of losing some weight, it probably wouldn't hurt me to do that fasting diet either. At the moment there is no way I'm going totally veggie though.

 

[Erbswurst]

Did I write in yet?

People who exclusively eat non cooked organic vegetarian food look round about 10 years younger.

I can't tell you the reason, but it seems to be a rule.

But perhaps a nice squirrel from time to time ...

 

[Ystranc]

Raw squirrel? Mmmm, nice.

 

[38thfoot]

I’d read that the most efficient way to get the nutrition from nuts such as acorns was to let the squirrels harvest and eat them and then eat the squirrels....

38

 

[Erbswurst]

It's more or less a vegetarian tactic of second degree.

 

[Ystranc]

Second degree vegetarian? I only eat herbivores........PMSL!

 

[Erbswurst]

PMSL???

What's that?

 

[Ystranc]

It is an abbreviation for the phrase. "Pissing myself laughing".
It's another thing that will come to you with age, wisdom and being unable to trust a fart.....

 

[Erbswurst]

And that usually starts with 50???

 

[Joecole]

And that usually starts with 50???

well I'm 73 and have never eaten meat in my life, nothing wrong with a lettuce leaf and a raw carrot

 

[Erbswurst]

I meant to PMSL. Not to eat carrots.

You have never eaten meat?

How tall are you?

 

[Joecole]

I meant to PMSL. Not to eat carrots.

You have never eaten meat?

How tall are you?

I only eat oatmeal for breakfast so for breakfast I'm 100 percent veggie but the rest of the day a carnivore

 

[Ystranc]

And he's a little over 18 inches tall.......

 

[Ystranc]

...and PMSL is just a figure of speech in my case, I can't speak for all the other old farts on this forum.

 

[Erbswurst]

Ah, that's good to know!

I was shocked a bit, because I'm not so far away from the "half century".

 

[Ystranc]

Ah, that's good to know!

I was shocked a bit, because I'm not so far away from the "half century".

Good luck with that, incidentally they do say that 50 is the new 30......
....don't believe a word of it.

 

[Erbswurst]

50 is definitely the beginning of the end.
I can feel it every day.

30 was the end of the beginning.

 

[Ystranc]

As long as you keep your sense of humour while all your other senses are deserting you you'll be ok.

 

[Ark79]

Come on lads! It can’t be that bad am 39 and feel 29 Well that’s if 29 year old make noises when bending over or standing up or have sore bones,hair loss and loads of nose hairs. And I really can’t remember when the last time I really truly trusted a fart

 

[Bam]

50 isn't bad, you can still do the things that you want to, you just take that bit longer to do them. The trade off is that you're more comfortable in your own skin and you just know a lot more 'stuff'. I'm probably more content at 50 than I was at 20 or 30, not that I wasn't happy then. I'll take 50 every time.